oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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