fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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