haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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