Your tits are I can't wait for
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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