My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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