ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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