Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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