I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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