Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Drake has all the answers
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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