I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
