I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
only if we run a train.
done.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
