We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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