What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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