i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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