i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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