there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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