Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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