dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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