During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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