I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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