wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
How external is "for external use only"?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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