did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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