I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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