i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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