Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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