Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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