You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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