he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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