you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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