I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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