Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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