Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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