You can't special order awesome
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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