this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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