what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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