just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she told me i tasted like america
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
