If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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