You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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