And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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