Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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