Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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