Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I wear drunk well.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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