You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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