Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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