So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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