But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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