Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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