so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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