i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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