It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I smell like Dick and happiness
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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