We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
No subtext here. People are naked.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
