We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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