You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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