You can't special order awesome
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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