Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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